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Joke of the Day
"What did Earth say to the Sun? My life revolves around you!"
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"*Creates Animals* God: They're magnificent. Angel: Some of ur best work. Man: Which ones go on pizza?"
"My boss just said, ""Everyone dies alone."" I told him, ""you don't have to die alone, just get in your car and aim for a school bus."""
"What is Zoolander's least favourite sport? Nascar If you can even call it a sport."
"Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
"Youtube Joke Youtube is like baseball, three strikes and you're out."
"My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night. She nearly took my fucking eye out."
"What do you say to a fig on ice? Fig u're skating"
"The president of a popular mail-order business just died. The funeral will be held in 3 - 5 business days."
"The world has gotten so politically correct that I don't know what is appropriate to throw at a crying baby in a restaurant anymore."