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"Brand new porn Genres.. Skin cancer victims starring Bernie Peters"
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"Home is anyplace where you don't have to wear pants."
"Always marginalised and discriminated against in favour of their blue counterparts, it's about time we started treating them with the respect they deserve. Black Levi's Matter."
"Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?"
"When I was a kid I prayed every night for a new bicycle Then I learned the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness instead edit: woohoo #1"
"You know what's pretty much the same as 9/11? 0.81818"
"When Moses came down with the Commandments, It was the greatest Retweet in History."
"Being rich is like being pregnant Everyone is happy for you, but no one asks how many times you were screwed to get there."
"""You want me to copy AND paste a link? I am not made of time, good sir!"" Humanity, 2011"
"How did Helen Keller get punished? Her mom rearranged the living room"