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Joke of the Day
"Quitting smoking is the easiest thing I've ever done. I've quit hundreds of times."
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"My children annoy me so I'm leaving everything in my will to a nap I took in 2007."
"Why do they refer to network ports as female? Because when they stop talking to you, you never know why."
"The shoulder belt retractor suddenly locked up this morning and now everyone in my car pool knows my safe word."
"Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas? Slanta Claus."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He's not coming."
"Isn't swallowing semen technically canibalism? I don't know, I just do it for the taste..."
"Officer: ""Do you know why I'm standing here?"" Me: ""You got all C's in High School?"""
"I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man."
"Sitting down at my work desk, all my files are gone... ... and I'm asking myself : Who let the .docx out?"