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Joke of the Day

"Why do they refer to network ports as female? Because when they stop talking to you, you never know why."

"I haven't washed my dogs in months I guess I like my bitches dirty"

"What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider? A Neo Hotzi"

"Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value? He was Squared Straight."

"I had to file a sexual harassment claim against a squirrel in the park yesterday... ...he wouldn't stop trying to grab my nut sack."

"What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree? A PARTY SPLUNGE!"

"How the hell is the director of the CIA unable to hide an affair?"

"How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!"

"Marilyn Monroe sure got smart four decades after she died."

"Back in my day there were only 151 Pokemon When they added more, my only question was ""Y"""