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Joke of the Day
"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"
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"What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick."
"""Say, farmer....."" Traveling Salesman: ""Say, farmer, where does that road go to?"" Farmer: ""Well, I lived here all my life, it ain't gone nowhere yet."""
"WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX A RETARD AND A FUCKHEAD? AN AMERICAN! YOU GET AN AMERICAN!"
"This silence is far from golden... which reminds me. I need to shower."
"What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have? Rep-tiles."
"What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like he can't hear you."
"Dead penis"
"What do mathematicians read for fun? conics"
"I treat women like I do numbers.... If they're under 16, do them in your head."