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Joke of the Day

"The Pill... (Semi-NSFW) It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to avoid getting pregnant."

"I had a huge erection. I started running and hit a wall. You know what broke? My nose."

"What comes after 69? A funeral"

"Shortest maths joke < 0"

"An environmentalist group found a place with the world's highest recycling rate... /r/Jokes"

"4-year-old: Can we have Oreos for dinner? Me: Are you crazy? That'd be terrible for you. 4: Mom's not home. Me: *eats Oreos for dinner*"

"""I'm never drinking again."" -someone who will drink again"

"If I believed changing my profile picture could change the world I'd change it to a picture of vending machines that dispense tiger cubs"

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many Cheetahs!"

"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?"