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Joke of the Day
"I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage."
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"What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery? Force of habit."
"I hope all goes well with Princess Kate's baby delivery.., ...but I think it might turn out to be a royal pain in the ass."
"I'm thinking of starting a business will use free child labor in exchange for temporary housing. Although I don't know if I can compete with the Girl Scouts..."
"What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells."
"[ER] Me: I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AM I DYING DOC? Dr: *loosens my belt*unbuttons my pants* Me: is this appropriate? *blood returns to legs* oh."
"Guess what I saw? wood"
"I only work because it feels so good when I stop."
"why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink."
"My uncle always said I was too soft. But I just didn't fancy him."