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Joke of the Day
"I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage."
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"No need to worry if your parachute don't unfold... ... You'll have the rest of your life to fix it."
"What do you call a deer that likes rain? A rain-deer. I know it's terrible."
"H: Gross! Stop peeing in the shower! Me: Why? Everybody pees in the shower. H: Yeah but you're not in it right now, I am."
"So a bar walks into a guy 's asshole and the guy is like ""Fuck ouch dammit my prostate!"""
"How to live forever? Hire a project manager to plan your death."
"Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !"
"Smart Students :D :P Question asked by a Student.! If a single Teacher cant Teach us all subjects, then.. how could you expect a single student to Learn All subjects.??"
"*walks up to cute teller at bank* Me: you wanna grab lunch some time? T: sir, I've seen your balance. M: yea, I was hoping you'd buy."
"What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off"