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"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog."
"Found The Best 2014 Prank Site Check out this website seriously one of the best websites 2014 filled with all sorts of vines, gags, hidden camera, and pranks for ages...http://superpranktube.com"
"Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money? He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup."
"My 6yo's homework today is learning how to count backwards. Yep that teacher knows about DUIs alright!"
"FRIEND: OMG I'm so glad to get away from my kids for a bit ME: haha yeah I don't think I'll ever have kids FRIEND: no it's the best"
"Good Morning guys! Just ran 21 kilometers in 2.8 hours. Really didnt know I could have done it. Temple Run is a really motivating game."
"Would you rather suffer from Alzheimers or Parkinson personally I'd rather shake my drinks than forgetting where I put them."
"My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom This morning we synthesised a new protein chain"
"Star Trek joke When the shields are down... Klingon."