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Joke of the Day

"What is the favorite school topic of Karma Whores? Derivatives"

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"Why did the cookie visit the doctor? He was feeling a little crummy."
"Funny joke! What is Charlie sheens middle name? Washingma CHARLIE WASHINGMA SHEEN"
"If ever you feel unlucky you are. the world is 4.6 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Donald Trump."
"I never thought that the Internet was very useful but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before."
"Commercials for toilet paper make it seem like I'll be cuddling with the shit instead of wiping with it."
"Did you go to the cellphone's wedding? No but I heard that the reception was great."
"Then a white guy laughed at his own joke with an intensity that hinted at a darkness within."
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator. :D"
"Neurotic Girls... Wear Freudian Slips"