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Joke of the Day

"I found a chocolate bar down the side of the sofa but I didn't celebrate because it was my old club."

"Choose your pet name wisely because you'll be yelling it out in your neighborhood if you lose them. *uses falsetto voice* MR. SMOOCHES!!"

"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied 'er!"

"Pee your name in the snow and you'll quickly understand why they teach cursive in our schools."

"Hey Baby are you Rockefeller? Because I think we should Horizontally Integrate."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please"

"What does the Dalai Lama order from the pizza shop? One with everything"

"It's great to see that the French finally grew a pair of balls and took down a German Aircraft... but the war ended 70 years ago"

"someone brought a box of lemons to work and emailed out saying ""there's lemons"" and now every one has a lemon on their desk. why"

"What do you call a Serbian prostitute? Slobodan Mikokubic"