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Joke of the Day
"Hey Baby are you Rockefeller? Because I think we should Horizontally Integrate."
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"What's black and blue and hates sex? ... a rape victim"
"When my grandad was 75 he started walking 5 miles a day. He's 80 now and no one knows where the hell he is!"
"Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: Space. The final frontier.........."
"How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror."
"eBay's search feature can be so useless sometimes and other times be equally worthless with overkill. I tried to look up cigarette lighters and they had 13,749 matches."
"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Why can't motorcycles go faster? They're two tired."
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere!"
"How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb? Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder"