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Joke of the Day

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies."

"What is Spock's Birth Control method Vulcanized Rubber"

"There hasn't been a sexual assault that didn't have some Ed Hardy fabric as evidence since 2006."

"Every night, I take all of the singles out of my wallet, spread them on the bed, and pretend I was pretty that day."

"My boss fired me. ""Why?"" I protested. ""I haven't done anything!"" Turns out that was his reason."

"What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast? ... a tectonic plate!"

"What is this 'wrong hole' you people speak of?"

"What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish ""What about the glue?"" I knew you'd get stuck on that."

"I recently opened a suicide bomb store Business is booming"

"Just overheard someone say they need an ""escape goat"" for their project & I can't decide if they're a complete idiot or an evil genius."