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Joke of the Day

"My boss fired me. ""Why?"" I protested. ""I haven't done anything!"" Turns out that was his reason."

"Anyone heard of that movie ""Constipation""? It hasn't come out yet though. ...."

"The church apparently thinks that gay and lesbian people laying with one another is unnatural. As opposed to walking on water."

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse? A mechanic."

"The best curve on a girl is her smile. Lol just kidding, look at dat ass."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket full of shit? The bucket."

"*sees couple making out* Come on, get a room. Get a house with a bunch of rooms. Start a family, I think you'd have beautiful children."

"How big was the ant when it knocked over the table? giANT!!"

"What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it? It chips."

"What do you call a horse with a broken leg? Worthless"