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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a dj gets a blowjob while he's on the air? Radiohead."
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"Hype for the Major release of Star Wars vii. I hope it hasn't diminished in quality."
"Maybe the Mayans were talking about hockey"
"What did the blondes left leg say to her right? Nothing... They've never met"
"What never comes but always leaves? My dates."
"What do you call a girl on the grill? Patty"
"A hippo comes to a doctor... with a toad on his head. - What seems to be the problem? - There's something stuck to my ass, - answers the toad."
"Was told to turn on the water hose I was told to turn on the water hose. Responded ""I don't know anything about mermaid sexuality"""
"A woman with an abnormally hyperactive sex drive is called a nymphomaniac. A man with the same condition is called a man"
"Snowmen Doe's anyone know the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? No? well I'll tell you snowballs."