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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl on the grill? Patty"
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"My mom asked me to sit indian style... so I pulled out a bar stool."
"Calling someone average is mean but I think they are the mean"
"I got 99 problems and being attractive could solve at least 30 of them."
"""I totally nailed that guy"" - Roman soldiers"
"How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone? ""It's not a tuba!"""
"If light travels faster than sound. Then why do I always hear a honk before the light turn green?"
"What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing? It's a matter of [a pinion](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion)."
"Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness"
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you next Friday."