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Joke of the Day
"Maybe the Mayans were talking about hockey"
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"What's the difference... What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with a bra? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"Maybe it's karma that I stepped in gum after all the times I've spit mine out on sidewalks. Didn't stop me from keying the nearest car."
"Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive? Inflation."
"I like to do the same thing to my girlfriend that I do with my drum set Pretend that I have one"
"What's better than a paradox? A pair of nurses"
"[at a spelling bee] Judge: Your word is SPELL. Witch: *mumbles something under her breath* Judge: Ribbit"
"What do you call 100 cows masterbating ? Beef Strokenoff"
"People that cut others off while talking should go to jail. But only serve half their sentence."
"Why is Santa's Sack So Big Because he only comes once a year."