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Joke of the Day

"Snowmen Doe's anyone know the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? No? well I'll tell you snowballs."

"Chuck Norris threw a grenade Chuck Norris threw an grenade and killed 30 people. Then the grenade exploded."

"Miley Cyrus has her tongue out more than Jabba the Hutt."

"How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the fresh prints."

"What's the difference between windows 10 and a jehovah witness None, they just keep asking you to let them in"

"What's denser than a black hole? Your ex."

"Funeral Emily died last week after she fell in the lake. It's a shame she never learned how to swim. We brought a life preserver to her funeral. It's what she would have wanted."

"What do you call a Chinese orange? A Mandarin"

"In New York, yelling at someone is demeaning it's de meaning of being a New Yorker!"

"I wish I had the exciting social life my mom must have envisioned when she used to stitch my name into my underwear."