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Joke of the Day
"What's long and hard on a black man? The First grade!"
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"what do you call a fish with no eye? Fush"
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"I got my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. I know it's not the greatest gift in the world, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it."
"What does the perverted frog say? Rubbit."
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"I've got washboard abs. But unfortunately there is a load of laundry sitting on the washboard."
"let me be very clear: i would rather attend a Pig's wedding than attempt to sift through the dumpster you people have made out of my dm box,"
"What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish? McBook Eyre"
"My black friend asked me if there's a colored printer in the library. I said ""Shit man, it's 2015 you can use whatever printer you want!"""