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Joke of the Day
"What's long and hard on a black man? The First grade!"
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"Don't even try to laugh. What did the sensitive vagina say to the penis that was critical of everything? Stop Cliticizing me!"
"INFORMER!!! Younosaydahdfrxqpgirnmekdmhgjwrztnhyenixblaamm... A LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN!"
"""knock knock."", ""Who's there?"", ""Allah"", ""allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"""
"Sex on tv can't hurt unless you fall off."
"Half of my life has been spent hoping people don't see me."
"What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo bee"
"Why do Hasidic Jews dress so strangely? Because they are unorthodox."
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back."
"I was down on the dock with some friends and they kept on trying to get me to drink. I reluctantly gave into pier pressure."