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Joke of the Day

"A Dad picks his son up from school Dad: what did you learn at school today, son? Son: apparently not enough, I have to go back tomorrow."

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"9yo: Look what I made! Me: What? 9yo: I taped 2 toilet rolls & made binoculars! Me: Great.*Holds up iPhone* This is what 9yos in China make."
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"A Roman walks into a bar... and holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers please."""
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"Accidentally just told a girl that ""she has a nice head"" because I appearently have the flirting skills of a serial killer"