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Joke of the Day

"Girlfriend mentioned she was lacking iron in her diet.nnnI gave her all my wrinkled shirts.nnnAnd that's how the fight started."

"So I beat a Russian Grand Master once. With his own cane."

"I walked into a bar tonight carrying some jumper cables... Bartender told me not to start any shit in here!"

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? Yeah, it runs in your jeans!"

"Whoever invented ""copy and paste"" should never have to go more than 2 hours without someone's lips around his wiener."

"How long is a Chinese man Seriously, he is."

"What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Waattaaah!"

"They're not all brilliant, but they're all mine. Meaning my tweets, and maybe my kids, whatever."

"Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong. *(I'm sorry)*"

"Why couldn't Robin play cricket? Because he lost his bat, man."