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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a whore with a runny nose? Full."
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"Touching story There is a boy and girl, the boy touched the girl, girl touched the boy. What a touching story."
"Michelangelo seems like a genius until you realize he spent hours of his life carving a dude's pubes out of marble."
"Reddit's integrity"
"Why don't SJWs go to college? Because you have to put Male or Female on the college application"
"What is the definition of diplomacy? The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip."
"How many questions did the politician answer? 9/11"
"Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff? So it would push back."
"A joke about Batman my 4yo. brother came up with Knock, knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Bruce Wayne!"
"You know what they say about big feet... Big socks."