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Joke of the Day

"Before Facebook and online dating, I seriously don't think I've ever seen a picture of a person in their bathroom."

"is a cat supposed to shit more than i shit? asking for a cat that shits more than i shit."

"This morning, 2 evangelists knocked on the door selling Jesus. If they would've thrown in a Slap Chop, I would've been sold."

"Other people's umbrellas are more annoying than other people's kids because umbrellas never say anything darnedest at all."

"Kind of sad that old people, who have the least amount of time left, are the ones wasting the most time typing in ""http://www."""

"If Jesus died for our sins then why are there so many popups when i try to watch a movie online illegally"

"Kudos to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! They really went out of their way to make their adoptive African children feel like a part of an authentic American family by getting a divorce."

"Why cant Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's ~~Blind~~ Married"

"How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes"

"On Sunday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""...which was quickly buried... Its been 3days, has anyone seen it?"