193040

Joke of the Day

"This morning, 2 evangelists knocked on the door selling Jesus. If they would've thrown in a Slap Chop, I would've been sold."

"I DO love to rush breathlessly into Starbucks and scream ""Is anyone in here writing a screen play? We need one! This is an emergency!"""

"We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car."

"You ever had garbage in one hand but you accidentally throw out the thing that you want in your other hand? LOL. Anyways, the baby's ok."

"Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses."

"""Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen... "" Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..."

"What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer? I really like your logger rhythm!"

"What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard."

"Did you hear about the musician that was put on death row? It's said that he is gonna be exefluted."

"Did you hear that Henry Ford wrote a book? The driving point is that it's auto-biographical."