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Joke of the Day

"If Jesus died for our sins then why are there so many popups when i try to watch a movie online illegally"

"Why can't you eat soup in The Matrix? Because there is no spoon."

"what do you call a sad ditch? a depression."

"Girl you got the brains of a seal. Wanna get smashed at the club?"

"How do comedians stay in shape? They do set ups."

"I feel like Jesus... Is the kind of person to leave you hanging."

"Inside jokes are bitterly resented by the homeless."

"Mechanical engineers They're not rocket scientists but they are sprocket scientists."

"When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?"

"The hardest part about being a kick ass dude is wiping the poo from your kick ass boot after a hard day of work."