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Joke of the Day

"If Jesus died for our sins then why are there so many popups when i try to watch a movie online illegally"

"Aww I'm sorry you're mad the world doesn't revolve around you. Here...let me pour you a nice, tall glass of Get Over It."

"I just discovered that Australia has a Canada day each year on 26 of May https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day"

"Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him? It was an emergent sea."

"Q: What did the potato ask the cow? A: Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes."

"What's in the middle of girls' legs? Their knee."

"He paid me $150 for the ""girlfriend experience,"" so I went through his phone then locked myself in the bathroom, sobbing inconsolably."

"Go to Starbucks. Tell them your name is Dad. Hide in the crowd. Listen as the hipster barista says ""Dad?..Dad?..DAD?..DAD?!"" & starts crying"

"""I'm a green onion and I'm here to say, I can be enjoyed most every day."" -A rapscallion"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To walk into a bar."