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Joke of the Day

".one-liner here lately i.ve been feeling a void in my life; it.s probably nothing..."

"A man goes to a barber shop... ""How much for a haircut?"" ""$20"" answers the barber. ""What about shaving?"" ""$10"" ""Okay, shave my head, please."""

"Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom? Force of Hobbit."

"[at the race] ""RUNNERS ON YOUR MARK"" Mark: ouch!"

"[Sees girl watching Star Wars] ""Oh I love that movie, the way"" *starts to sweat* ""All those stars are at war with each other"""

"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair? *Roll-AIDS*"

"Pugs. Because you can't own E.T."

"What's the best thing about fucking a transvestite? Reaching around the front and thinking, just for a second, that's it's gone all the way through"

"What do white girls drink from? [OC] Muggs!"

"The Trump Years in a Nutshell 2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance. 2017: Trump's still trying? 2018: ""Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"""