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Joke of the Day

"I smoked e-cigs for so long that I got e-cancer. I'm ok though, I just swallowed a Norton Antivirus cd and it cleared things up."

"Knock Knock Who's there? You are (Directed by M night Shayamalan)"

"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? A woman will blow one every time."

"People say the hardest part of the first date is the first kiss. No idea what they mean, the hardest part of my first date was getting her to take the sleeping pills."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I don't want to peanut butter my dick up your ass."

"I don't think Princess Elsa would be a very good girlfriend, She seems frigid."

"What's the difference? NSFW What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex? Regular sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your whole week Edit: fucking autocorrector"

"What is an algorithm When the presidential candidate goes to a DiscoTech"

"What is the smallest book in history? French War Victories."

"Knock, knock, Come in."