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Joke of the Day

"if you give everyone easier access to guns then nobody will shoot anyone else because everyone has the guns and nobody will use them ever"

"Why do men scratch their balls? Because they are test-itch-els!"

"How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick."""

"There are 10 types of men... Half of them understand binary, half of them don't."

"Woman:""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"" Man: ""Either way love, we'll be having sex in a minute"""

"My girlfriend asked me to stop playing mind games. I looked confused and asked, ""Who are you again?"""

"""Do you think the meme war will ever end?"" It may-may not."

"What's the best part of living in Alabama? You don't live in Mississippi."

"My favorite thing about camping is when I stay home & don't."

"I have no respect for paedophiles... ... they're fucking immature assholes."