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Joke of the Day

"Why does the fat chick give the best blowjobs? She closes her eyes and imagines she's having cordon bleu."

"What do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans"

"I'm not worried about Muslim suicide bombers They can only do it once. Those Hindu suicide bombers are the real threat."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Poo. Poo who? POOYOUMOTHAFUCKKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! /r/unexpectedthuglife"

"Some random guy on the street turned me into a bottle of tequila which rather annoyed me. I hate when people Patronize me"

"Testicle. It's life in a nutshell."

"Subway's Jared got famous for fitting into smaller pants... ...now he is known for hoping to get into really small pants."

"What do you do with dead atoms? Barium"

"It is a little known fact that the Bermuda Triangle used to be called the Bermuda Rectangle.Until one side mysteriously disappeared."

"Why do they name all hurricanes after women? Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car"