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Joke of the Day

"*knock knock* Go away I'm not home ""I can hear you"" I can hear you too..go away ""I brought food"" What kind of food"

"My kids teach me something every day. Today my 1-year-old taught me how much plumbers cost per hour. Who flushes a potato?"

"I have an excellent memory... I cant even remember the last time i forgot something."

"Knock knock Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke? No, you're the joke :3"

"What is Jean-Paul Sartre's favorite animal? Lemur."

"What do you call a rhetorical fish? Sharkasm."

"I had another server go down on me at work. It's just how I interview waiting staff."

"Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No-I-Deer Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still No-I-Deer"

"Time to get in my wheel box to go to my work box so I can pay for my home box until I'm ready for my death box."

"What do you call a lesbian spy? Lesbianage."