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Joke of the Day
"You know what the best part of having dyslexia is? I have sex daily"
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"Great Barrier Reef is 'almost dead', say scientists It is officially being downgraded to a ""Good Barrier Reef""."
"I never cry over spilt milk. But, beer? That shit's totally different."
"There are 4 stages in life 1)You believe in Santa Claus 2)You don't believe in Santa Claus 3)You are Santa Claus 4)You look like Santa Claus"
"It's called a runway. But you taxi there. In a plane. Go home English, you're drunk."
"Small cars are the best ones Only Smart people will get this"
"You know if you stab a salad 23 times It becomes a chopped salad"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9"
"Which element is unsure of it's gender? Sili-kin"
"""Grandpa, why did you let catastrophic global warming and 4+ Transformers movies happen?"" -- Your disappointed grandchildren"