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Joke of the Day
"What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle? Weeeeeeeeee"
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"Two nuns are riding their bikes somewhere... One of the nuns says ""I've never come this way before!"" Other nun says ""Must be the cobblestones."""
"Best joke you came up with yourself? A lot of people think that Saudi Arabians are uninformed. What do you expect? They live under Iraq (a rock)."
"What do tornadoes and blondes have in common? When they show up there's a lot of sucking and blowing, but when they're gone, your house and car are gone too."
"Did you hear what happened to the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He's dead."
"Why did the caveman not take Viagra? Because he was rock hard."
"They say playing video games is a waste of time, but I credit Tetris for the speed and agility I display when bagging my own groceries."
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Nevermind, I just boiled the egg."
"There are two guys named Ted One is near-Ted, the other is..."
"What do you call a masturbation session that ensued while doing maths? Numberwank."