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Joke of the Day

"News, just in: Truck Stolen! A lorry containing 150 pallets of Viagra was stolen last night. Police are searching the country for a gang of hardened criminals."

"Why did God put men on the Earth? Becuase a vibrator can't mow the lawn."

"I know a place where you can meet tons of women. Weight watchers."

"my friend told me on first dates i should just ""be myself"" and ""be confident"" and i was like ""ok but which one?"""

"Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank? He came in with buns glazing."

"I always assume people with red cars were drunk when they went to the dealership."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo? A: A buffaloaf."

"Why is there only 50 shades of grey? Why not 5,000? What's stopping them?"

"The label of this bag of roasted peanuts includes a warning that they come from a plant that processes peanuts"

"I only wear adult diapers for 2 reasons #1 and #2"