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Joke of the Day

"Why is there only 50 shades of grey? Why not 5,000? What's stopping them?"

"What did the bassist say when he played too high? I'm in treble now"

"Ben Hur new politically correct versions For straight population: Ben Hur For homosexuals: Ben Gay For lesbians: Ben Wa"

"I have a Punjabi friend He Singhs very well"

"What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both purple except the elephant."

"I got arrested for sexually assaulting my teacher I was homeschooled"

"Two blondes and a stripper walk into a bar. The second blonde should have seen it coming. The stripper usually does."

"Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit? Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola."

"What did the redneck get on his SAT? Drool."

"And then Satan said, ""save time ~ respond to her text with a K."""