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Joke of the Day
"Why is there only 50 shades of grey? Why not 5,000? What's stopping them?"
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"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy bear."
"Women think about sex every 7 seconds. Just not with you."
"Sarc... ...It is my second favorite asm. (And nobody fucking fainted)"
"""I dropped my toothpaste""... ...he said, crestfallen."
"I keep confusing the names Jimmy and James Doesn't matter, as they both think everyone loves their sausage."
"If you are what you eat ...never order a #2."
"I get more excited seeing my luggage on a baggage carousel than I do seeing a person I know."
"The greatest joke of all time... Android."
"A man walks into an Australian pet store, He asks the bloke behind the counter ""where do you keep the kangaroos mate?"" The bloke replies, ""outback."""