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Joke of the Day
"I always assume people with red cars were drunk when they went to the dealership."
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"And the Lord said onto John, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"" But john came fifth and won a toaster"
"I'm getting engaged next month. Not because I'm in love but because it's gonna look dope on Instagram."
"I like to have sex in the kitchen so she doesn't have to walk to far to make me a sandwich after. You know, because I'm a gentleman."
"What did the white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk were bumpin and grinding with all the fine white bitches"
"I'm addicted to Halloween! Nobody seems to know how to ""treat"" it"
"[electric chair] ""Any requests for your final minutes?"" ""Yeh, I want the last episode of Lost explained."" *acquitted on a technicality"
"WTF fact- pigeons die when they have sex At least the one I fucked did."
"If a camera adds on 10 pounds..... If a camera adds on 10 pounds, do African children even exist?"
"If Hillary wins I'm moving to Benghazi at least she'll ignore me there!"