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Joke of the Day

"What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common? Someone is going to lose a trailer."

"At Dairy Queen: Me: Medium Heath Blizzard please. DQ: You wanna spoon? Me: Sure, when do you get off?"

"I'm uncomfortable with abortion. It gives me cramps."

"40% of Americans over 60 believe... ... that they were at Woodstock."

"How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Sorry comments are unavailable on this joke."

"First Obama came for my guns. Then he came for my knives. Then he came for my dinette set. Then he redecorated the whole place. It's lovely."

"These Black and Mexican jokes have gone too far Once you know Juan, you know Jamal."

"I wrote ""Clarence sale"" instead of ""clearance sale"" and now there are angry old ladies here looking for a husband."

"What's a nymphomaniac cook's least favourite ingredient? Italian dressing"

"There is nothing funny about PMS **.**"