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Joke of the Day

"The fastest way to convert from centimeters to meters... Just remove the first 5 letters."

"Did you hear about the prison breakout yesterday? Those prison guards should have used ProActiv."

"I think it's important to remember that woman aren't sex objects; women are sex people."

"The only lyrics I can make out in the song ""Informer"" are ""Hey farrrrmer...something....a leaky boom boom cow"". Not 100% sure though."

"Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Chuck Norris wanted his nickname back."

"What do you call an Italian hooker? A pastatute!"

"What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !"

"What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch? Namaste"

"ER Doc: you know you could have avoided these 3rd degree burns by walking away from the explosion at regular speed Me: did it look cool tho"

"I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go."