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Joke of the Day

"What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch? Namaste"

"What do you get when you travel a long way with a kung fun hero, and breathe heavily next to a guy named Russ? Miley Cyrus."

"What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"

"Did you guys read the book about the midget that hung himself with a belt? I heard it was top notch"

"What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !"

"I'm going as ""Twitter Elite"" for Halloween. I'm going to randomly say unfunny things and not talk to anyone who speaks to me."

"After his wedding, Chuck Norris sent ""You're Welcome"" cards to all of his guests."

"How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb? Light? What's that?"

"I could be an Olympics commentator because I'm good at pointing and saying, ""You can tell she wants it."""

"Mom. Dad. I like my coffee like I like my women. I don't like coffee. I'm gay."