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Joke of the Day

"People are funny. They spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't need, to impress people they don't like."

"If I haunt your house after I die and you hear strange noises, I probably just want you to change the TV channel. Please don't ghostbust me."

"What do ducks smoke? Qwack"

"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!"

"What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs? Names."

"The real reason reddit is so popular is... copy Paste clickbait"

"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"A woman in labour is screaming at her husband. He says ""Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to put it in your ass."" ""But Nooo, u thought THAT MIGHT HURT!"""

"""With people now being able to decide their own gender, how do you feel about people who identify as household appliances?"" ""I'm certainly not a big fan."""

"Oh so Paris Hilton can carry a dog in her purse but if I leave my baby in a suitcase behind the chicken restaurant I'm some kind of monster."