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Joke of the Day

"The real reason reddit is so popular is... copy Paste clickbait"

"Police: ""How high are you?"" Me: ""No officer. It's Hi, how are you?"""

"It took police 4 days to catch the bombers..... Yet my bike is still missing"

"Superman's first love got into writing really sappy love poetry. This is why he left her and kicked her out of his house. He said to her, ""Lana Lang Leav! """

"I used to steal famous comedian's jokes I still do, but I used to too."

"I was on a flight the other day when the air hostess came up to me and said... ""Excuse me sir, would you like to have dinner?"" I said, ""What are the options?"" She said, ""Yes and No."""

"Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation? Even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it."

"[phone rings] ""Hello?"" Hi, is your refrigerator running? ""WTF?"" ...well Hillary is! Hi, I'd like to talk to you about the Clinton campaign."

"How do you trace a scatter plot? You give the pencil to Michael J. Fox."

"How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally? Look for the one with shaved legs...."