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Joke of the Day

"A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point deduction and ruins his chances of getting a medal."

"I don't get what's so great about hand jobs. She's always ends up falling asleep by the time I get her whole hand in my mouth."

"It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box."

"We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive."

"Where does a black Jew stand? At the *back* of the gas chamber."

"I judge every book by its cover: ""Too smart for me"" is what I say and then look at Twitter on my phone."

"There once was a man from Dupree, Whose limericks ended on line three. I don't know why,"

"Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware store? Because he wanted a tight seal."

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence... As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well, that's a little condescending."

"What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's popcorn?"