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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why won't a bike stand up by itself? A: It's two tired."
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"""Twilight"" is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency."
"Who writes ghost stories? A ghost writer."
"What did the college student say to a banker? I am forever in your debt."
"My co-worker said he's bleeding out of his ear. ""That time of the month?"" I replied. He's not amused."
"My cooking is so great.... ...that firefighters like to come and watch."
"What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the batmobile? ""Get in the batmobile, Robin"""
"Why do endocrinologists visit brothels? Because they are interested in whore moans."
"What's a hippie's favorite animal? An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any."
"How do we call a skinhead with an Afro? The only black KKK member."