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Joke of the Day
"When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it."
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"What do the titanic and Madelaine McCann have in common? They're both at the bottom of the ocean and full of seamen"
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"Wife: ""Notice anything?"" Me: ""Is it your hair, shoes, dress, eyelashes, mascara, lipstick, or nails?"" Wife: ""You forgot to wear pants."""
"Where are male pornstars buried? Deadwood."
"People are generally unhappy until they get what they want, then the cycle starts all over again."
"Did anyone else see that episode of Scooby Doo where they unmask the villain only to find out it was someone else all along?"
"[Nerd Joke] Yo momma's so fat she sees red lights as green... ...Doctors call this colour blindness, physicists call it gravitational blue-shift."
"My grandma can hold her breath for over sixteen years!"
"What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds? There's 20 of them"