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Joke of the Day

"My dyslexic uncle was suicidal... He kept jumping behind trains"

"What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke? Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz"

"why did Star Wars episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Yoda was In charge of scheduling"

"Do you know why they can't make ice in Poland anymore? The lady that had the recipe died."

"Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC? All the homes there are underwater"

"My teacher always hated my answers to her math questions. ""If I have 6 candy bars in one hand and 7 in the other, what do I have?"" Diabetes?"

"Nothing says ""We have no faith in our own products"" like using a 16 year old girl in your anti-aging cream commercials."

"I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest."

"Did you hear about the guy who tried to make an ocean of soda? It was pure Fantasea"

"Did you hear about the blonde that won the gold medal in the Olympics? She was so proud she had it bronzed."