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"Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC? All the homes there are underwater"
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"""And that's the last time I ever pet a lion"", said Tom, offhandedly."
"Bestiality is disgusting and wrong. Having said that, I did once come on a mouse."
"What's blue and doesn't fit any more? A dead epileptic."
"Let he who is without sin, get the hell away from me."
"Napolean had a brother But you probably didn't know since they were bornaparte!"
"""Selfie"" has come to mean any photo of a person. At this rate, it will be the only word in the English language in 2023, meaning everything."
"I bet the best way to disguise your surveillance van is not to use van at all. Like, whoa, who's in that hot air balloon? Probably not cops."
"Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve a problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes"
"Weed. Nature's way of saying high"