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Joke of the Day
"Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC? All the homes there are underwater"
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"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants"
"My Altima's name is Liam Nissan"
"An American bartender, an African bartender and an Asian bartender walk into a bar. And they start working right away. Damn, what a busy night.(:"
"[Watching 101 Dalmatians with a cute girl] Hold up, hold up. Pause it, please. Thanks. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,"
"Humans are constantly amazing me; like how vegan is a thing but hibernation isn't? Wtf."
"What do you get with breaking news? Newscasts"
"How does a train eat? It goes chew-chew."
"Last rites? Over my dead body..."