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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the blonde that won the gold medal in the Olympics? She was so proud she had it bronzed."

"Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."

"Why don't black people go on cruises? they won't fall for that one again"

"I'm at my parenting best when I randomly yell out ""be careful!"" every few minutes without looking up from my phone."

"What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise? I can't even"

"What's a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring."

"What's the best way to save on toilet paper? Slow your roll."

"*Looks around nervously* The steam from my pasta is ungluing my chest hair toupee and the other mafia bosses are taking notice."

"Jesus fed 5000 people with one fish. Holy mackerel."

"I've never written a first draft of something that didn't make me think anyone who read it would immediately cut ties with me as a person."