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Joke of the Day

"I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest."

"My Problem Is Making Puns People call my jokes Punfunny. See I told you!"

"Bill Gates has now donated enough money to charity that he lost his billionaire status. He now goes by Mill Gates."

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was. Then it dawned on me."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? A prostitute can just wash her crack and use it again"

"How often does Mary see her special friend? Periodically."

"Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred? because they pump-kin"

"Give a girl a slutty costume and she'll whore around for one night. Give her a bad education and she'll whore around forever."

"What do you call a wizard holding a teacup? A saucer-er!"

"There's only one correct response when a girl says ""I have a tattoo of a midget on my boob"" ""They prefer to be called 'little people'""."