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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white grandmother? A gran-cracker"
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"If I can make you laugh with a Facebook Status... Imagine what I could do if we met at a bar."
"I went to a restaurant with my wife last night and ordered the Hippo soup. I'm still not sure what I'm going to order for myself."
"I just want a car with pop-up headlights. Do they still make those? Love would be good too."
"All white people are part Asian... Their cock's Asian"
"My bartender offered me a new drink last night called a ""Sandy."" It's a watered-down Manhattan."
"I knew someone had added dirt to my garden. And so, the plot thickens"
"What can we take away from the first 20 seconds of the new Suicide Squad trailer It's Zack Snyders wet dream..."
"My wife is acting like giving me the silent treatment for four days is a bad thing."
"Failed my Politics exam. ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."