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Joke of the Day

"Black Friday through the years: 2005: 5am 2010: 3am 2012: 12am 2013: Thursday 8pm 2014: Thursday 2020: 4th of July"

"How was copper wire invented? 2 jews fighting over a penny."

"Did you hear about the guy that got married to a T.V. antenna? I guess the wedding was boring, but the reception was great."

"Did you hear about the blind engineer ? Who built the taj mahal"

"How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer? He's out standing in his field"

"Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus? Nobody"

"If women lactate... Then men..."

"Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!"

"To do list:nn1) Kill the fly in my room. nn2) Try to snort multivitamins.nn3) Practice Hadouken in mirror.nn4) Kill the fly's loved ones."

"Me: 911? My wife and I have been in an accident and she hit the windshield! 911: How's her head? Me: Her sister's better."