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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick."
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"Tweets My Dad Shits."
"What do you call... two black guys who are fighting over a watermel.... Goddamit billy go fuck your sister in another room, pa is trying to tell a joke."
"I'm skipping the gym today because I already have a six pack... waiting for me in the fridge at home."
"If you feel unsure about a new haircut, ask a man if it looks okay. But ask him many, many, many times. Never be satisfied with his answer."
"Lost my car keys so I'm forcing the guy at Home Depot to make me new ones based on what I remember about them."
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"I just sighed so hard, I won't have to dust for 6 months."