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Joke of the Day

"I was going to write a joke about taps... ...but I didn't want to faucet."

"I hate it when somebody always comments on my status but never likes them."

"My wife has just left me for Arnold Schwarzenegger. She'll be back."

"Why are there so many Jews? It's the only race that's well accounted for."

"Mr. Penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him habitually!"

"What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common? They just wanna watch the world burn"

"What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer? A dill doe."

"Who punishes Colorado underage smokers? COPD"

"Spelling cunts. *counts."

"Why did moses break his glasses in half? He wanted to part his sees."